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When two fat people have sex with(or make love to) each other.
When Jeff(a little scrawny sexually frustrated guy who likes to peek into other peoples' dorm rooms to look for and watch certain people having sex) snuck his eyes into one dorm room with the sounds of intense sexual activity emanating from it, he was all of a sudden scarred for life and lost his lunch when he saw two broke down Tri Delt bitches engaging in the act of horizontal sumo wrestling and giving each other Hot Karl.
Mark H. Urban Dictionary afficionado since February 2004.
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A sexual act where a person, who is fully reclined on a Lazy Boy or some other form of reclining chair, has their forehead, nose and eyes covered by a fully stretched nut sack similar to how a Mexican Wrestling Mask is worn.
I gave my wife a Mexican Wrestling Mask last night and she was pissed!
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Fecal Mudd Wrestling is where instead of having Jell-O in the pool that people use to wrestle in, they use fecal matter. They start by going to farms and collecting all the horse and cow fecal matter, and put it in a pool and water it down until it's like mud. Then, people get in the pool and wrestle in it.
Hey Jim, their having a Fecal Mudd Wrestling event at the dairy farm down the road, are you going to sign up?
Elite Answers Wrestling (EAW) is an American integrated media and entertainment company that primarily is known for professional wrestling. It has branched out into other fields, including film, music, and various other business ventures.
As in other professional wrestling promotions, EAW shows are not legitimate contests, but purely entertainment-based, featuring storyline-driven, scripted, and choreographed matches, though wrestlers are professionals and require a great host of athleticism to perform moves and often includes moves that can put performers at risk of injury if not performed correctly.
EAW was initially considered the second largest wrestling promotion in the United States behind Answers Wrestling Federation (AWF). Since mid-2007, EAW has has since overtaken the now defunct AWF as number one through its international partnerships, expanded visibility, and establishing its own online streaming service in 2016.
EAW features five brands: Empire, Dynasty, Showdown, Voltage, and the mainly developmental brand Battleground. alongside brand-exclusive and inter-branded marquee events.
- "Yo have you heard of Elite Answers Wrestling"
"No, freak PETA"
The act of polishing the one eyed gopher whilst being as drunk as a Welshman. You may or may not have been about to pick up the hot/maybe probably (more likely) boogawolf and were to drunk to seal the deal, thus causing you to go assault yourself in a drunk thumb wrestling match with your downstairs.
After being grinded and teased by the hot little hostess at the bar, Josh failed to insert thy rod and was thus forced into a drunken thumb wrestling match against himself....he lost.
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SEE: WWE
AKA: World Wrestling Federation, WWF
After Vince McMahon's WWE bought out Ted Turner's WCW wrestling circus and Paul Hayman's hardcore ECW he had a near monopoly until former wrestler Jeff Jarrett ponied up TNA Wrestling.
Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock, and my fucking hero,
Mick Foley wrestled for the World Wrestling Federation.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley sucks a dick for
WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT (besides servicing the
owner's daughter in marriage.)
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