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noun; A man who knows no bounds in the realms of the possible and will solve any problem that comes before him like the true hippy yank he is. Also a member of the Brotherhood of The Tree, the Gatekeeper of the Light.
Guy: Man, my girl don't like me anymore, what should i do?
Agony Yank: Alright, alright first off you gotta show up at her work wearing only moon boots and a space helmet. Then you tell her the Gatekeeper of the Light says if she don't respect you, he'll send the goats-head of Mesopotamia to introduce her to the ways of the Tree. That'll sort you out. If not, you can smack that bitch with my trusty bat butch. It's ok, you have my permission...
Another way of saying Beating ur meat
Billy: I was yanking the can last night
Kim:why are u telling me about u yanking the can??beating ur meat
you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's
My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns
An expert level sex move only the bravest dare attempt.
After completing a Sherman Yank, you might feel a distinct burning sensation. That's just the ammo getting ready to cook off.
AKA "The Sizzles"
Guy 1: "Dude, I just did my first Sherman Yank!"
Guy 2: "Really? Dude that's fucking insane! How'd it go?"
Guy 1: "Went according to plan considering I had to go to the ER to repair my dick."
Verb -
1. To hang out and have sex.
2. The act of having sex.
1. "Hey girl, you want to yank out this weekend."
2. "I can't come to the phone right now, this girl and I are yanking out."
A slang term from philly used by broke mfs mostly in school. It’s just another way to ask for a dollar.
Guy 1: Yo bro let me get a yank real quick
Guy 2: I don’t even know you boul and ion even got it on me
Guy 1: Damn ight can you piece that cookie tho?
To Choke the Chicken, or in simipler terms, Masturbate.
Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."
"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.