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His homosexuality (with his teammmate Jimmie Johnson)is the worst kept secret in NASCAR. He is known for being a cheater, and is extremely overrated. His actually driving ability is comparable to J.J. Yeley, who is just a mediocre driver. Gordon's success has came because of illegal modifications to his cars that gave him an unfair advantage, and is the only reason that he is considered by some to be a great driver.
Hendrick Motorsports drivers including Jeff Gordon are known for being overrated, and would be mediocre drivers at best if they were with other teams.
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That crazy overrated millionaire that comes to your restaurant and helps you, oh wait he doesn't help he alienates!!
Gordon Ramsay "What are you?!" he says as he smashes her head with bread slices
employee "an idiot sandwich!"
Gordon Ramsay "huh?!"
employee "an idiot sandwich!!!" (crying)
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an expression used at the University of Delaware and University of Vermont meaning the ending of a relationship. A break up, or any relationship worth mentioning. The term originated at the University of Vermont when a popular student by the name of Gordon continuously used the word relationship and ended his relationship with an Art Professor after feeding her dog a cookie.
If Sam doesn't take away my hamster I am going to have to go Gordon on that thing's ass and End our relationship!
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To be chastised or harassed by a grumpy scotsman; can be shortened to 'Gordoned'
Ex. 1
Man1: Ah cannae believe it, the boss just gordon-browned for me for being 3 seconds late.
Ex. 2
That whinging Scot has been gordoning me for the last 15 minutes chrissakes.
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When you crack three eggs into your girls mouth and aggressively thrust during fellatio to the point where the eggs are properly stirred and ready to be transferred to a hot pan where one can add vegetables, butter, or cheese to craft the perfect omelet.
"What'd you have for breakfast" "me and my girl had some eggs, we tried the gordon ramsay" "oh nice, that's a healthy breakfast"
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oxy moron of very tired ass sneakers. they are so old that the pieces of the shit are coming apart, primarily worn by the UGLIEST people
Flash !! Gordons, flying through the sky, flasy !! Gordons, sneakers in disguise,
then you proceed to laugh insanely
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Contrary to popular belief, Blood Gordons, (Excluding the beast) Are absolutely NOT FREAKS. Blood Gordons, Especially those of the Goldfish variety, are actually highly educated and witty individuals with great taste in music. They are capable of going great lengths to prove someone wrong. I.E. Making a legit definition for themselves just to accentuate the fact that they are not a freak.
Jarret: "FREAK"
Blood Gordons: "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED" *SENDS LINK
Jarret: " .. "
Blood Gordons: " :D "
.. And oh yeah, you just lost the game.
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