hugo (or gertrud) is a suburban overweight mother who loves trump and fantasizes abt sleeping with him. um gertrude also enjoys having wine with her besties and her fav movie is wine county
“do you see that overweight female!”
“must b a hugo lolz”
An annoying prick who thinks hes better than everyone else, but in reality isn't better at anything than anyone.
He acts like he's better than others to hide his own insecurities.
"oh you know that prideful asshole?" "you mean Hugo?" "yeah that's the one"
The shrigma-sigma dream male you will never get.
IF you ever meet a wild Hugo, close your eyes because you might be blinded by it's beuty.
Hugo is so strong he can deadlift 5x your moms body weight (1000kg)
Person1: HOLY SHIT!!!! i JUST MET HUGO, I AM ASTOUNDED; FASCINATED AND I AM CREAMING ALL OUT!??!?!.
Person2: Damn bro, i wish i could have met him.
Person1: HE IS COMING BACK!!
All: creams simultaneously*
Bystander: Nods in approvement*
Hugo is always a good friend,most of the people call Hugo is not too talkative but active,is good to be a friend with them.
A coward that comes from Mexico and manipulates a “Karen” for a green card
Watch out for that Hugo, they will ruin your life