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NFL QB with superhuman running abilities and decent passing skills. 2019 version of Michael Vick, only bigger and stronger. A virtual Madden cheat code. A paradox no defense has been able to understand, let alone stop.
Lamar Jackson passed for 3 touchdowns and ran for 95 yards today. Generational talent!
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Percy Jackson is the best most awesome fictional Character to ever live! Percy Jackson is son of Greek god of Poseidon , Can control water, boats and horses with his mind! He also has his 2 awesome Friends Annabeth Chase (Daughter of Greek Goddess Athena) and Grover (stayr) He goes on Awesome Mythical adventures through-out 5 books! WE LOVE YA PERCY JACKSON!
PERCY JACKSON IS AWESOME!
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Having the time and money to do whatever one wants to do, and spends both helping poor and sick children around the world, and promoting peace."
"My friend just won the Lottery. He quit his job and went Michael Jacksoning."
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Demigod. The Hero of Olympus. Son of Poseidon. One of the Seven Demigods. Boyfriend of Annabeth Chase. Full name Perseus, though he hates it. Nicknamed by Annabeth as 'Seaweed Brain', and by Thalia Grace 'Kelp Head'. Fatal flaw is loyalty and would do anything for the ones he loves. The main character of all PJO and 'The Son of Neptune'
Theres that name again, Annabeths missing boyfriend, Percy Jackson, that guy must of been in everything around here.
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Someone who is a snitch or snake. One who will rat or tell on ones friends or foes merly for the purpose of socalled "loving the Lord".
That guy is such a Jackson Goodell, he told on me and Kyle for having tea in a Starbucks waterbottle.
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The one girl who Brendon Urie never really told us about. He decided just to make out with her instead and wait until we had asked. All the stars shine on her skin and he holds his head up like he has an ego. Is there something wrong here?
Oh yeah.
Miss Jackson was a white pagan with black hair he had met at a party.
Don’t believe him. It was probably a strip club.
Me: Have you met Miss Jackson?
Him: ooh, I bet she’s really hot
Me: nah, she’s probably a Miss Jackson that cheats with other men.
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Grace and elegance - two words forever intertwined with MJ in my mind.
Graceful and elegant even in a simple slacks-and-shirt.
Or a jacket and pj bottoms.
Or the Thriller photographer's borrowed white suit.
Or soaking in sweat onstage.
Or flat on the floor with only a fabric drape across his naked body...
Now THAT is what I call ATTITUDE!
Michael Jackson has unbeatable style.
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