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Preston is the guy of ur dreams. he is unbelievably attractive and the hardest guy to get over. once you fall for him you’re screwed. he has the softest and dreamiest dark brown hair. when u make eye contact with a preston you melt. his smile with the dimples and the freckles on his neck will have u head over heels in love. he’s a little bit of a hick, but has a big dick. everything about him is amazing
girl #1- omg look it’s preston
girl #2 -omg brit ur still not over him
girl #1- he’s just so perfect
Preston is a guy who just knows.
Preston: Did you know that there are types of Orcas that attack boats and purposely pull of the rudders?
Jasmine: Really? How do you know this?
Preston: haha, It's just something I know
A 5'5" Millennial douchebag who likes to bang women twice his age, wears kids shoe size 11s, punches like a girl, drinks Natty Ice, hates people who smoke cigarettes, but fills a bottle of Mtn Dew with spit in one day with Coppenhagen Wintergreen, drives a fucked up Chevy Monte Carlo, and has a shitty goatee.
"My mom is dating a douchebag. He's definitely a Preston!"
The one guy who's always been there for you. Whenever you're sad, even if he doesn't know what's wrong, his smile can always cheer you up. He's definitely the sweetest, but he tends to be a prankster sometimes. He may be obsessed with a video game, but he always tries to put in sometime for you. He cares for everyone, it doesn't matter if they're any shape or size. The girls tend to fall for his dreamy blue eyes. You can stare into them for the rest of your life. His hair is normally swiped off to the side, making a bit of a curve. His smile just makes you want to stay for a while. He's everything you've hoped for. He's your everything.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about what Preston did?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was heroic, he saved Kambria's dogs life.
An adjective used to describe a very rude person, action or expression.
Oh my god! You pooped on my shoe! How PRESTON of you!
Scared of milk, can't spells vaccine as vachine and decision as decsion, or descion.
Prestons are just very dumb people.
Example 1: Imagine being scared of milk. You're such a Preston.
Example 2: You can't spell vaccine or decision? Oh my god what a Preston.
A gay kid who tries to murder everyone’s reputation for fun.
Hey look at that Preston, don’t go near him if you wanna live.