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One of the suspected causes of the ghost shit / ghost poo in which after a shit has been ejaculated out of the human body it either shoots out so fast or holds not enough mass to float and makes it's way down the toilet's S-Bend pipes never to be seen again.
I just took a shit this morning and looked in the bowl and it was gone. What a great S-Bender
When a gay person hooks up with a straight person they become a hetro-bender.
Girl 1: Did you see Sweeny hooked up with a straight girl at the club last night?
Girl 2: Yes. She loves being a hetro-bender doesnt she.
A bunch of proper fags who love to fist each other up the arse on the daily. They can't back shit and are all pussyholes.
Brentwood? more like bentwood.
I SAW THIS ONE GUY GIVING MAD HEAD IN THE STREET THE OTHER DAY.
HAD TO BE A Brentwood Bender
5 days in a row of being blackout drunk or damn close to it
Halloweekend was a shit show, we had a business bender from thursday through tuesday.
finding all the different long hairs in your bed after you take some thots to pound town
1. bro i couldn't sleep last night because i had to keep pulling bender strays out of my mouth
2. thats what you get for running a train on those 4 thots ferda
3. so ferda
Accidentally having sex with or making out with a friend without intending to.
Yeah, that girl is pretty cool. We accidentally had a friender bender a few months back.
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the embarrassing situation that arises from someone's innocently attributing the wrong gender to another person
I nearly got in a gender bender, but when I spotted the adam's apple I decided to stick to gender-neutral pronouns
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