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A cow puddle is used to describe a mass group of cows huddled together in close proximity. Appropriate for a group of 20+ cows within a 1 meter distance of one another.
Lexie: Yo, look at all those cows!
Matt: Wow, that’s one big cow puddle!
When someone kneels behind a guy on all fours and they jerk him off from behind. As he climaxes, blowing into his asshole will result in his dick turn into a living fire hose.
This bitch hit me with the cow technique and I will never forget it.
Orally stimulating a lactating woman's anus with ones tongue in the classic 69 position, while simultaneously find comfort betwixt her pendulous mammaries.
I totally tit fucked her while eating out her ass the other night! You know, the good ol' rusty cow routine. Boob juice got everywhere.
When somebody will raise there voice and start swearing and freaking out at you for saying something or trying to help them.
Spazz Cow : Omg i was trying to help Becky with her problems and she totally had a Spazz Cow. Girl 1- my parents are so poor! Girl 2- maybe you should get a job? Girl 1- i don't have a social insurance number! Girl 2- ask your parents to get you one Girl 1- THEY DONT HAVE MONEY TO FUCKING BUY ME ONE, WE HAD DRY TACO SHELLS FOR DINNER BECAUSE THEIR POOR! Spazz Cow
The 9th state in the United States; known for having more veterinarians than doctors.
I live in Cow Hampshire. Sorry.........
when a guy's dick bulges out in his pants. (wheather with an erection or just a big dick)
i was sitting down, and he walked over to me and the front of his jeans were practically hitting me in the face! he had such a bad brandon cow!