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follow the map to Stalingrad

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, actually figuring out a plan of action, and sticking to it, before undertaking any project of scale.

If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?

by Sexydimma March 29, 2021


butt follow

When you accidentally follow, or request to follow, someone on Instagram while your phone is in your pocket.

"(______) accepted your request to follow"
What the fuck...I must've butt followed them.

by The Fernasty January 5, 2016


Another Follower

It was yesterday when I was so worried if you did something "stupid" to yourself. It was yesterday when I cried my heart out and wanted to check on you. It was yesterday when I visited the garden for the first time.. just by myself.

There is a shell of a snail that I have had for years, and I always carry it with me. I like the metaphors of "snail" - slow and steady, small and strong, resilient. I used to patiently watch them slowly moved across the backyard after a rainny night. I enjoyed it again and did not think it was a waste of time. I observed and enjoyed thinking when looking at another life - from a human life to nature (I do believe that even trees and rocks have souls - not in a sense of souls like we have)

At the area behind that wooden house, where I put the shell of the snail down and took a picture, there was a guy (a European guy) walking toward my direction as I was trying to take a picture of the shell. He walked pass me to the right and then he stopped.. just lingered around. I wondered: "Why do you keep lingering? Please keep walking. I feel uncomfortable." I finally got up and walked away. He saw me and smiled at me.

I think I was rude by not smiling back. I kept looking at my messages to you. He followed..

I thought: "You had all the time to walk that way when I was taking pictures.. why do you just suddenly walk this way as I walk this way too? Don't tell me this is another situation of asking for phone numbers. Sorry, no phone numbers to strangers." I must know someone really well before I give out my phone numbers unless it's someone important, work-related .. *you* were the only exception.. You will forever be my only exception (I will write about the only exception later).

I tried to walk a different path.. He knew that it would be very obvious if he walked down that path with me. He looked at me from afar as I touched the trees, rocks that you might touch one day.

He waited for me to come up. I waited for him to leave. I think he really wanted to say "hi" and start a conversation. I really wish you were there laughing with me.. like a friend (I dont have any preference because I really know you have complications in life).
Another Follower.
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales January 11, 2022

by Time Capsule💊 April 19, 2023


a follow

A book or a CD or an online game that is created or produced after a similar, usually debut work by the same artist or maker.

"Wow, I bought that first game in the series, but I want to buy a follow when it comes out, too."

-- Overheard at a water cooler in Taipei

by PRwiz101 August 10, 2009


Bad Follower

A child who doesn’t know how to act, who is vulgar, and causes ruckus.

Child: Fuck you grandpa!
Grandpa Bob: Stop being a bad follower you vulgar child!

by GrandpaBob January 26, 2022


👑queen of rap follows👑

THE KING OF BARBZ - Everyone loves him - but can't admit it. Celebrities notice him every week. He always drags these hoes so birds are obsessed with him. Spilling so much that everyone is mad.

Someone: Did u see 👑queen of rap follows👑 last tweet?
Everyone: YEAH HE SPILLED, THE KING.

by Harajuku October 28, 2020


a thriving society of followers of the truth

To describe a fandom that is or most likely is utterly insane.

“ One thing that I love about Hazbin hotel is the people that are fans of it! The fandom is such a thriving society of followers of the truth! A mess of tangled limbs danced around my bedroom. I held my breath, and waited for it to stop. I was to scared to move…”

by HunkerTV March 24, 2024