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god is a person people made up to feel better about themselves
jesus wants to know the meaning of life so he decides instead of thinking logically he makes up god so he can believe in himself to keep himself from turning EMO
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A mythical figure who is said to hide under your bed at night to make sure you aren't dreaming of sex. God is often said to whisper in the ears of people telling them to murder, steal, lie, and run for office. See also George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfield. In actuality, God is a legend created by primitive peoples to comfort themselves as they could not bare the burdon of taking responsibility. Generally, believers in a "god" are not as evolved as those who do not. See also atheist
"God told me to kill you."
"God made black people black so white people can make them slaves."
"God loves you...but he hates people that don't believe in the god you do...better kill them just to be safe."
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a person you can alwas turn to when you need help, you need to respect him b/c hes is the creator of heve & earth
God will always be there for you when you need his help
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