Releasing a torrent of diarrhea while pressing ham against a window, car, police officer*, etc.
*Ham explosions on police officers are strongly discouraged.
"Look, Gladys! Those jerk neighborhood kids are pressing ham against our picture window again. Oh, goodness! Ham explosion!"
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large perky well rounded breasts.
ingrid has the nicest set of sweater hams i've seen in a long time
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Like pork roll, except its good. From the mean streets of New Jersey. Availabe even if you're at a nasty deli.
Its 6:30 am and we've been drinking all night. Let's go to Country Roads and get a Taylor Ham, Egg, and Cheese.
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(n) the penis. Usage from 1920s era blues.
In the song Meat Man Pete, it was stated that everyone was wild about his boneless ham.
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A fat, hungry bitch. They eat pigs, straight from the barnyard.
That Ham Planet ate my most prized pig.
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A large pair of typically juicy breasts found primarly in regions of redneck heritage
Iโm gunna take a long look at those big ham hockers, while I play with my cocker.
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The part of the woman that blood comes out of once a month. Or the place where a pig stores his money.
Dude 1: Yeah yesterday I got full view of her ham wallet. ;)
Dude 2: Sick bro. I love stealing from innocent swine.
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