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When you shove your hamster in your anus and go about your day normally.
Tim: Hey Johnny you're walking kinda funny is everything alright?
Johnny: Yep just a little Hamster Food.
When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth enough the expand her cheeks, i.e. like a hamster.
Sarah has blue balled James for so long, that when she got him off, he made her into a frosted hamster.
When two Hamsters doing sexually related actions in a caged enclosure but to other objects.
Willis and Amy put their Hamsters in the cage together, but they were both Hamster Squeaking the wheel.
“Hamilton Hamster is Good!” “Yeah sir, i Agree!” “Hes wayyy better than Hank”
a hanny hamster is a lady who has great class, and an even greater ass. every guy wants her but she’s looking for the one who’s special. she typically only has one best friend, but is friendly to all who deserve it. she never feels truly happy, but that’s the way everyone else sees her. she sometimes will have a bad past, but always a bright future. hanny hamsters are very compatible with baileys. they won’t take shit from ANYONE. they’ll always support what’s right.
person 1) she is so nice who is she
person 2) not sure, but definitely a hanny hamster in the making!
person 1) i agree
This evil, evil song makes every annoying song in history seem good. The hamsters are evil! EVIL! DO NOT LISTEN TO THE HAMSTERS!
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A sex toy used mainly by males which battles its way into the rectum. Once there it causes a mixture of pleasure and pain for the rodent recipient.
I was shocked that my first time included a Battle Hamster, if the penis alone was not punishment enough; That Battle Hamster nearly ripped me to shreds.
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