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When an horny mushroom goes alphabetical on a bouncy pair of tits, spewing his semen all over them. The vagina sucks on it balls, until it finally tears the skin a pubical hairs from. The couple then go to the local marine life center and have oral sex with an orcawhale, he whale shoots his wad all over the mushrooms ear. Then an australian tourist beats off in the whales blowhole. The orcalater dies.
Hey look a mushroom; let's play killer whale hide and seek!
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A game i spent many a summer days playing...
I used to HIDE in the bathroom AND GO FUCK MYSELF all day long(hide and go fuck yourself).
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The question you ask when someone has explained something to you countless times and you still don't get it.
Phil: To play baseball, you swing the bat at the ball.
Clyde: What?
Phil: I said, you swing the bat at the ball.
Clyde: Swing what where?
Phil: SWING BAT AT BALL!
Clyde: Sorry, what's hide-and-seek?
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Whenever you are the hider in "hide and go seek" and as soon as you get settled in your hiding spot you realize how badly you have to piss.
Often happens in various stealth games, during important meetings, or when taking exams.
"Man I had a great spot but I realized I had some hide and go seek syndrome so I took one for the team to go wizz"
To put on a mask when your feel down or depressed, people think your always happy all the time and think your weird, you lose friend or gain friends, but the more shit that gets thrown your way the bigger your smile gets till your exsplode at the most miner inconvenience.
example- Aidan: your always smiling
Amber: i smile to hide the pain
Pull out all stops and go for broke. Enjoy!
It’s a party, let the hair go with the hide.
It’s a party, let the hair go with the hide!