Jonah: Mmmm men in dress sexy.
Jack: You’re a clown fucker Jonah
a closeted gay guy who whenever he tries to get a girfriend, turns them gay. (factual). he has good style i guess but will not hesitate to make fun of you for anything
"oh did you see jonah?, hes that closeted gay guy"
"at least he has good style"
Person 1: Did you hear about Jonah?
Person 2: Yeah he is Max's bitch.
ginger AF and ignores you usually when you first see them. especially is there was beef before. jonah’s tend to be good at math and play sports they literally hate. (SPEEDOS) also has no eyebrows but pretty chill sometimes and has an odd friend group.
girl1 - “hey look there’s jonah, im pretty sure he’s good at math”
girl2 - “oh is he asian?”
girl1 - “nah he’s gotta be irish he’s ginger”
A tall skinny guy who likes to rizz up thick gay guys. This guy will not man up and let the thick man stack donuts on it.
Your being such a fucking Jonah!