17 July

If you are born on the 17 July you are elite, you should be very proud if you were born on this day.

“Oh your born on the 17 July? Wow here’s your crown!”

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1st July

National summer day!!

This day is the prettiest day of the year so make sure to appreciate its beauty since it only come once a year!

Today's 1st July it's the prettiest day of the year

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July-ier

adjective

Having more characteristics of, or pertaining more closely to, July. Superlative form of July-y.

"And here comes whackadoo film director Oliver Stone. Oliver's here promoting his new movie, Born on the Fourth of July II: Born on the Fifth of July, which he promises will be even "July-ier" than the original. A dangerously insane human being."

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July 4

People who are born on this day are amazing in every way, they are always right too. They are the funniest, kindest, prettiest, most amazing people to exist

Person 1: oh wow their so pretty
Everyone to have more than 5 braincells: Yeah thats because they're born on july 4th

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Christmas in July

A moronic marketing gimmick that retailers like to use.

I'm getting so sick of hearing about "Christmas in July", please STOP!

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July 27

The day bad bitches were born

Guy 1: damn she is a bad bitch

Guy 2: well duh her bday is July 27

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July 21

National Peng Day
All people born on July 21st are obviously the pengest

Man 1:Ooo she’s penggg init
Man 2:Shes definatley bone on July 21

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