july 5

National day of giving head on a cruise balcony

“yo she gave me brain on the cruise balcony”
“damn i’m guessing it was on july 5th”

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1st July

National summer day!!

This day is the prettiest day of the year so make sure to appreciate its beauty since it only come once a year!

Today's 1st July it's the prettiest day of the year

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July-ier

adjective

Having more characteristics of, or pertaining more closely to, July. Superlative form of July-y.

"And here comes whackadoo film director Oliver Stone. Oliver's here promoting his new movie, Born on the Fourth of July II: Born on the Fifth of July, which he promises will be even "July-ier" than the original. A dangerously insane human being."

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July 4

People who are born on this day are amazing in every way, they are always right too. They are the funniest, kindest, prettiest, most amazing people to exist

Person 1: oh wow their so pretty
Everyone to have more than 5 braincells: Yeah thats because they're born on july 4th

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Christmas in July

A moronic marketing gimmick that retailers like to use.

I'm getting so sick of hearing about "Christmas in July", please STOP!

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July 27

The day bad bitches were born

Guy 1: damn she is a bad bitch

Guy 2: well duh her bday is July 27

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July 21

National Peng Day
All people born on July 21st are obviously the pengest

Man 1:Ooo she’s penggg init
Man 2:Shes definatley bone on July 21

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