Super Massive Black Hole Time Flux

An absurd occurrence when a single party hires or coerced two separate outside parties of private investigators to tail eachother.

Holy shit it's a super massive black hole time flux caused by those two guys following each other!!!

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some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

boobs i think probably

Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this

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Hockley massive

Group of people who blaze skunk and ride pit bikes and drink Stella, and who are very well mannered unlike the scumbags from Southend who will stab you over a fiver

Oh look it’s the hockley massive get the Charlie and the nelsons out

hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies

what we should start calling boobies

"bro i swear you have the most scrumptious hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies"
"no u"

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Vexbolts massive unfollowing

Vexbolts massive unfollowing is an event that is happening on December 31st where everyone that follows him on tiktok will unfollow him.

Roko: Did you hear about the Vexbolts massive unfollowing?
Štif: MASSIVE? YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS MASSIVE?
Duje: LOOOOW TAPEEER FAAADEEE

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absolutely fucking massively gay

yes

yes

steve: "im gay"
cole: "but im absolutely fucking massively gay!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!"

Massive skill issue

Leaving your seamoth in a reaper-infested area in Subnautica

He lost his seamoth because he had a massive skill issue