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When someone wears a hat to rid themselves of bed head because they didn't have time to take a shower.
Person 1: Dude i was running so late today i only had time to take a hat shower. Can you tell?
Person 2: Well you kinda smell but you look oh so fine. No homo
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A shower that is unaware of the subtle shadings of temperature between scalding hot and freezing cold.
Scalded pink then frozen to death, thanks to our manichaean shower.
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The act of masturbating while taking a shower.
Ben takes extra long showers. We all just assume that they are toyam showers.
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Singing or performing in the shower because you are feeling creative and outgoing because of the great POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE in the shower. Usually cursed when nobody is nearby.
I always love to have a shower concert once I reach home from work.
In my opinion,shower concerts are a great way to start your day.
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A sexual fetish in which a woman squatting or standing over her partner unleashes her ruby-red menstrual flow to the delight of her partner. Note: condoms should be worn for maximum safety.
Instead of a golden shower or a cleveland steamer, she gave me a warm ruby shower.
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I made shower babies the other day when my girlfriend was out of town
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When you "bathe" using the sink in a public restroom at a gas station or fast food place. It usually involves washing your face and hair using the pump soap provided. Can also include an upper body wash for men.
Generally something that most people only do when traveling a long distance or coming back from Burning Man.
Did you already hit the bathroom?
Nah, someone was taking a hobo shower in there.
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