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someone who enjoys watching sports.
Frank- I saw you at the womens mudwrestling last night.
Tom- Yeah, i go every time...I'm a dedicated sports fan.
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Married guys who hit on single women without the intention of closing the deal. They are in the game to prove they can win. Once they catch it, they throw it back. Can also apply to married women.
A big sport fisherman is called a Hemingway.
Jim was playing sport fisherman last night and he spent the whole time with some young ladies.
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A term mainly known to be created by Vince McMahon, the owner of the WWF (World Wrestling Federation), was a marketing tactic in order to attract advertisers. The company would later change the name of the company, calling it the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) after losing a court case battle with the World Wildlife Fund, signifying what the product truly was. Some may say that it was a way for Vince to evade legitimate sport fees, dubbing his product as entertainment rather than an actual sport.
Vince McMahon: You know, I'm getting really tired of paying these sport fees across the country.
Bruce Prichard: I hear you, Vince.
Vince McMahon: It's not even an actual competitive sport, Bruce. We literally fix who the winner is for fuck sake.
Bruce Prichard: I mean, you make a point.
Vince McMahon: I got an idea, Bruce!
Bruce Prichard: What, what is it Vince?
Vince McMahon: Fuck all the paying sport fees shit. I know a way we can save money while making more of it.
Bruce Prichard: What do you have in mind, Vince?
Vince McMahon: Bruce, we are SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT.
Bruce Prichard: Sports entertainment?
Vince McMahon: Yes, sports entertainment.
Bruce Prichard: What in the blue hell is that?
Vince McMahon: My fucking money scheme, that's what it is.
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Jan Sport is an amazing beautiful American drag queen who was robbed in the Madonna Rusical challenge of Rupaul’s Drag Race. Jan is the most beautiful Amazing and kind person to ever exist and anybody who says different can go choke. If Jan ever dies I will be jumping off of a bridge. Jan I love you
I love Jan sport so much I want to be her best friend
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After intensive sport one is rewarded with a excellent poo of ideal consistency. Often the movement leaves with a "clean getaway" (see definition for clean getaway) - essentially very little wiping required.
(Speaking after a day of intensive sport; swimming, cycling, running etc..) "Man I feel good - just had the most amazing Sports Poo! - nice big one with a clean getaway and everything.
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A person who gets an erection from playing or watching sports.
Dude, that guys such a sports erection. He's getting hard over the Man-U game.
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An ellision of "feet" and "attack." A sport where to competitors put their hands behind their backs and kick at each other below the waste. Different variations include:
Last Man Standing: The two fackers kick at each other until one facker can no longer stand. The last facker still able to stand wins.
Classic: Fack in rounds, sort of like boxing.
Fackarate: Kicking your opponent in different places scores different amounts of points. The facker with the most points at the end of the round wins the round. Best of 5 rounds.
Facking (sport)
In order to fack, you must have strong legs, ability to withstand pain, and, most importantly, a ferocious kick.
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