gooch taco

When you shit and rub it into your gooch and nut on it to make a cheese effect. And then you make your girl eat it.

Amanda really ate up my gooch taco last night.

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Taco Belch

Chronic burping and belching resulting from consumption of larg helpings of Taco Bell, Americas favorite gastro-intestinal disaster. Usually last 1-2 hours, and are later followed by a fragrant gaseous attack at the other end.

Man, after I ate five burritos and a taco salad, I got a mad case of the taco belch.

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taco fest

event comprising mostly of women

-opposite of a sausage party

lilith fair was a huge taco fest

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Taco Crotch

The warm sensation of a bag of tacos and burritos in your lap, usually experienced by the front seat passenger in a car, after leaving the drive-through of a fast food taco restaurant.

It was kind of chilly, but then I went to Taco Bell with Chad and got Taco Crotch. Now i'm warm.

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Hotdog or Taco?

A question to ask anyone to figure out their true sexuality.

Dude: Hey, dude, HotDog or Taco?

Dude: Oh man, Tacos.

*STRAIGHT*

Dude: Hey, dude, Hotdog or taco?

Dude: Um, I guess I like hotdogs more.

*GAY*

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Taco Wagon

A low riding car, usually a chevy with enormus rims and filled with wetbacks.

John: why do wetbacks drive taco wagons?

Bill: So they can cruise and pick vegitables at the same time!

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taco spree

Uncomfortable response that you would say to your Hispanic crush.

Oh, on a taco spree I see

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