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1. A person who is reading the definition on the Urban dictionary for "tool" over and over again written by different "tools" writing it over and over again.
2. Someone who puts the word "tool" in punctuation marks. Whoops.
3. Someone who is being used by someone else but is too inbred and mindless to realize it.
4. A complete idiot.
5. Someone who thinks the song "Toxicity" is the best song by System of a Down.
Stop reading this definition, you tool!
Hey, you "tool"!
Hey man, I need a ride to the party. I can't go. Ask Sam, he's a tool.
IMMA fiRIn MAH TOol! GEORGE BUUUUUUUUUUUSH!
Toxicity is the best song by SOAD EVAH!!!!!!!! No, it's not, you tool!!!!
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Used at the Virginia Military Institute to describe one who has his head way up his ass, more specifically, one who sticks to his duty, sacrificing his good relations with other members of the Corps, even going so far as to screw his Brother Rats.
See also, toolbag
I hate that friggin (name). He's such a tool.
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The stupidest most pathetic word possible to use for insulting someone for lack of any decent word coming to mind, generally thrown around by white elitist douchebag teenage boys who actually think it'll bother anyone if they call them a tool, as well as make them sound like a 1337 intellectual, when in reality it just sounds retarded.
p|_|nck r4wks0r: dat emo kid iz such a tool he likez sum41 and shit hahaha wow wat a tool lisin 2 real musik leik green day nd teh hevy metalz lololololol i am winrar!!!1!1
anyone else: Dude shut the fuck up already. No one cares.
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one who uses the phrase "keepin it fresh" or "yo duncan" or "go to hell and get hit by a truck"
See Nate
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Slang term for a gun. Because it gets the task done.
Yo, man.. you see that guy over there? You better watch it, he strapped with a tool!
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Someone who's brown (such as Indian, Sri Lankan.. mostly Sri Lankan) who posts pictures on Facebook, taken only among white-guys. None of their albums contain any pictures taken with fellow country-men. Also, they go to their workplace during holidays, and works extra shifts for free. Engages in "fucking the dog" most of the time, and seen with an iPhone in hand.
Dilan: Hey, did you see my facebook?
Kumar: Hold on, lemme check.... Not again you tool, when are you gonna get over this white-guy obsession??
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Originally meaning teacher's pet/suckup/brown-noser, this word has come to have a variety of other meanings now as well. The word tool in its latest and most common meaning originated from the USMA and USMA Prep School at West Point, New York (USMA=United States Military Academy)during the mid-late 1980s. One James Maynard Keenan attended West Point but dropped out eventually. He then created the popular band known as tool. An intersting factoid is that although keenan is now bald, in his school pictures from west point, he has what most call a "full head of hair." In some cases the word tool is used to mean dick.
Brian is a tool.
That band tool is good.
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