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The musician's version of ur mom gay.
If you say this to someone who plays an instrument their genitals will dissolve into foam along with whatever dignity they have left.
this insult is worse than every other ur mom gay variant.
Friend: Hey dude check out this guitar solo!
Me: Alright
Friend: *Messes it up completely*
Friend: Lol thats better than anything you can play.
Me: Bruh stfu ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm!
Some guy in the background: OH DAYUM
*friends balls dissolve into foam and he gets sucked into a black hole and is obliterated*
Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A meme started years ago from Mario Party gameplays where the player would choose Luigi for certain minigames and stay afk. In most cases, the chosen minigames are luck based or an '1-vs-3' minigame where Luigi's team wins.
Said meme became quite popular with the time, and now there are like thousands of those 'Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing' videos on YouTube. Most are quite amusing to watch, I suggest giving them a try.
Mario: A B A A L R A A R R L B B A L A B-
Mario loses. Mamma mia!
Luigi:
...
Aaaaand Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.
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Noun. Also known as a fucking idiot virgin with dick sores from beatin it all day while thinking about GUYS...
Definition: Those assholes who try to impress some stupid bitch by attempting to enter her bitch name with some sappy, faggy, totaly unrealistic description into the urban dictionary in hopes of actually getting to smell a pussy one day. You're all losers.
Nobody gives 2 shits about how nice you think some twat is. She's already cheating on you because chicks don't respect wussy little cock pockets like you, you absolute fucking horseshit dickless faggot!
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I never really realized how messed up and brainwashed the younger generations today really are. I swear the young Biden gentlemen they are even more brainwashed than the Obama generation.
People these days are absolutely nuts
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You Get 0 Play
Nathan U get absolute 0 Bitches Where ya hoes at
a phrase on one of the shirts of an urbandictionary ad.
not funny at all, but a display of no sense in fashion
the chick wearing the shirt that says "absolute zero -273.15หC is the coolest" has no sense of fashion or humor and has no social skills
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A book who many schools review from grades 7-9.
It is a torture device which leaves many youths disturbed and bored.
Person1: Did you read the fifth chapter of Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian today?
Person2: Yeah... I don't think I'll ever be the same...
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