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When someone or something is so insignificant that one must add it to the list of things they don’t care about.
Person A: I had a really good day today.
Person B: Add it to the list
Person A: List of what?
Person B: The list of things I don’t give a shit about.
a friend request on facebook
basically from some young hooligan that supports a crappy football team and is looking for girls under 18 to hook up with a get drinks.
charming
girl: thanks for the add, do i know you?
hooligan: nah just a football add!
girl: cool
hooligan: going to the next game? wanna meet for a drink.
Daddy Dearest from Fnf but last and first letter removed.
Remove The last and first letter of your name: Daddy Dearest
Removed: Add Eares
The best duo you will ever meet! Have you seen them? No they’re runners in the night leaving their mark on every porta potty in the neighborhood. But be careful if you ever see the sign of adds and Wagfishy they are close by. Prostitutes by day felons by night. They are the dirtiest, skankiest bitches you’ll ever meet, literal sewer rats that feed on crying children. If you hear their anthem they’re lurking and their stalking when you least expect it. Ass up baby girl
Omg do you see that?
What?
A bitch
Oh that’s just adds and Wagfishy
Radio ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) can only be caught by someone on a good one who is constantly changing radio stations or songs in the car.
Girl: OMG! I love this song! (Changes after 5 seconds) This is my jam! (Changes after 10 seconds) Ah! Fave song! (Changes after 4 seconds)
Girl 2: Bitch! You got radio ADD!