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Now this person Emily is the most sweetest person in the world. She's the most amazing girlfriend in the history of girlfriends and if you disagree go cry a river xx
My Ems<3 (aka best girlfriend ever)
The awesome drink me and my friend concocted one night while watching law and order.
1 shot of rum(or whatever you feel appropriate)
2/3 cup sweet tea
3/4 cup cranberry juice
1/8 cup rasberry flavoring syrup
warning: don't smell or taste until all ingredients are added.
This drink is suprisingly good so try it please
Matt: hey what's up Ginny?
Ginny: oh not much, just sippin on my wreckin decks and gettin sex(aka: wreckin sex)
Matt: nice! You must be trying to ge laid tonight!
Ginny: you bet your ass I am!
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(noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!
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When a male poops and cums on the poop, he over the poops in cum like cake frosting. Then she gets honey and cover the poops with honey. After he puts it in the freezer and waits tell if freezes and when he about to fuck his girl friend he takes the poop out and shoves it in her ass. Then he fucks her analy, while the poops is in her ass it melts and the honey shit and cum mixs together. While fucking the mixture leak out. When the misture comes out it looks like gold rushing out of a mountain
Hey last night that dude "Frosty Goldsteen ( aka Lower Merion Gold Rush)" his girlfriend
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1. When someone needs to rest before they actually are supposed to be resting.
2. When Someone wakes up on vacation eats breakfast and immediately needs to go back to the room for a nappy.
3. When your name is Eric (Blank)
Mr. Murray neva has to NBTN: Nap Before The Nap AKA the Eric, do to his ability to channel energy from the sun or the moon.
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A rim job in which the recipient has consumed a moderate to large amount of Mexican food beforehand.
Dan gave Jordon a flaming rim job aka "taco bell" rim job after their happy hour.
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Cailin 😘😘😘😘 she is HOT perfection kind beautiful. Wolf girl most likely in kindergarten.
You say her name and she spawns them and there 👹
I would marry her if she asked
Very much talent 👅😼
Marvel obsessed little bi-
Full Scorpio 😟👌🏽
mMmMmmMMmmMmMmMmMmMmmMmMmMmmMmMmMmMmMmMm
Masterpiece 😈
(Notice me senpai 🧑🏽 🦲)
Cailin aka Jenny 🥵🔥🔥🔥 s looking extra attractive today 👅👅👅👅👅
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