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hey hey hey its fat albert, now im gonna sing a song for you
A fat person that strives to always be the best in class, while at the same time being an utter faggot. He likes to eat shit on the daily and feed his shit to chickens on his retarded farm.
Did you remember when Simon would always correct you in class he was just like Tyksakken Albert
A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.
Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.
Returned to working out at the gym too hard and too soon after surgery.
My boyfriend pulled an Alberts and burst his appendix. Now we can't have sex for a month.
Albert's beans is an amazing product published by MrFlimFlam (aka Flamingo or Albert) as a joke sponsor for the Roblox talk show "Denis Nightly", hosted by DenisDaily.
"We got some great stuff tonight, but first a word from our sponsor: ALBERT'S BEANS!!!" - DenisDaily
A classic college booze party game to play with your friends. it is very simple, get somebody to take off their pants, bend over, and spread their butthole. Cook a scrambled egg and place the scrambled goodness in the butthole. The person with the scrambled egg in the butthole will proceed to eject the most amount of scrambled eggs from their butthole in 2 minutes without using hands. After 2 minutes have passed and the eggs have been ejected. The next person will go. After every person participated has played. The person who got the most scrambled eggs out of their butthole in under 2 minutes wins.
Chad: Yo looks like Terrence wins this round of Albert Einstein in a mug.
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!
acrimonious: bitter/angry
Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them
the vampire of a person: *walks into the room*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”
vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*