Amish Hot Tub

Sitting in a warm tub of water, and passing gas (farting) in order to produce bubbles.

I ate so many beans today my bathtub is going to be an Amish Hot Tub tonight.

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Amish license plate

An orange triangular sign used to indicate that the user might be Amish

Do you need an Amish license plate on that gulf cart

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Amish Stick-Shift

When someone gives a handjob to a passenger while driving.

"Dude, that bitch gave me an Amish Stick-Shift"
" That shit cray"

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amish electric chair

a device for quickly tricking your friends, with a classic ruse such as kinship or two-facedness

Dude, I had no idea they did you like that.

"yeah, i plopped right down in an amish electric chair"

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amish butter dish

The act of placing a bowl underneath the anus whilst taking a shit, and then using said bowl in a potluck.

Tom: yo did you see that piece of shit in a bowl at the potluck?
Harry: Hell yeah that's my amish butter dish.

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Amish Hayfield

When a girl named Jordan takes it the rear, involves lots of peanut butter and fetal pigs.

Dude, i gave this girl named Jordan an Amish Hayfield yesterday, i wiped peanut butter all over a fetal pig and shoved it up her rear

Amish butter

The result of a handjob continued after orgasm. So-called because of the churned result from a low-technology method.

"Hey Mitch, you're walking kind of funny."
"Yes, I'm a bit sore after making Amish butter last night."