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Evan is a very attractive man with a big ass cock that all the women love he is very sweet and kind he is a great man to have in your life all the woman love his hornyness
Evan
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Most of us will meet at least one Evan in our lives. Most Evan's seem like good, attractive, everyday Evan's. Although they seem this way, when you really get to know them, they can be very cruel people. When you ask an Evan out, they will ask you to name why you like them and they will smother in their glory. They reject, bully, and hurt people internally. An Evan could easily break your heart. Therefore, Evan's are very mean, insensitive people.
Evan's are also potatoes. They are all insensitive mashed potatoe.
Friend 1 " Hey did you see Evan at the game yesterday, he was terrific.
Friend 2 " You shouldn't give your hopes up on him, I already did...."
Evan " So, let me get this right, YOU like ME? YOU? Why would I ever go out with you? Your way below my league!"
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The sexiest man alive. Doesn't really care for having a girlfriend but if he really wanted to, he would steal your bitch, and sleep with her the same night. He's also a really good friend, and can be very friendly but if a nigga talking shit, he's gonna take care of it. Overall, Evan is a really good person to be around but just stay on his good side.
"That Evan is very clever and will steal your bitch"
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Also known as a douchebag. He thinks he is very intelligent and has too much self-esteem. He will tell you he loves you and then leave you hanging, because he's an asshole. He has a ginger brother named Brady, who is much cooler than him and can shoot three pointers.
An Evan's nose is often uncommonly large for his face. He has oddly hairy arms that don't suit his body. He only thinks bullshit and nonsense, because his mind is full of shit.
That Evan deserves to fuck a cactus.
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Usually is very loud and ugly. Also has a large nasal structure. His ears are also different sizes
You could land a jet on Evan's nose.
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"Who's that guy with the mushroom haircut?.."
"Oh, that's just evan"
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A farmer. Very cocky. Annoying. Attracted to blondes and female cows. Trouble maker. Bad hurler.
Did you see that guy over there milking them cows? Hes such and evan!
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