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when you're about to bone a dude you don't really want to bone, so you make a fake vagina with your hands, and the dude gets punk'd by your fake vagina.
I was so drunk last night and I ended up at home with Brad, so I had to ashton kutcher him so he would leave my apartment.
An absolute craphole that you should never send your child to in bristol. This is because of overpriced and undercooked food and most of the teachers are arses.
" Hey Bill where are you sending your kid for secondary"
" oh just Ashton park school (APS).
"NO just don't ".
An absolute craphole that you should never send your child to in Bristol. This is because of overpriced and undercooked food.
"Hey Bill where are you sending your kid for secondary."
"Ashton park school (APS) mate.
"Bill don't do it he'll probably get bullied and they'll do nothing About it".
An absolute craphole that you should never send your child to in bristol. This is because of overpriced and undercooked food and most of the teachers are arses.
" Hey Bill where are you sending your kid for secondary"
" oh just Ashton park school (APS).
"NO just don't ".
Also known as "The Hot One," everyone likes him. He is like the god of cuteness. The girl in group six from school that sits next to Ethan really likes him.
I love Ashton Salazar. I wish he was my boyfriend
NPC: "Hey! It's the 3rd of October (Ashton)! You know what that means?"
Y/N: "Ashton's BIG BOY birthday!"
Hmmmm where can I start he has a gigantic shlong and he makes every Ming weep