Ask a stranger out day

Ask anyone u dont know on a date....
Let's just hope it's not a kidnapper 😈

Him1: today is ask a stranger out day

Him2: rly , imma ask that girl in the black car out

Him1: just hope she doesn't have a bf
Him2: orrrr a kidnapper

Him1: yh!

You better Ask somebody

-To be informed
- a reference

-To get another persons opinion on something

- to find out something that a lot already know

If you don’t think am good at driving my car in a race track you better ask somebody

I don’t remember asking

I don’t remember asking is the perfect way to ruin someone’s moment, as soon as their telling you something use it. It ruins their day.

Yo that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking
“So me and my friend were driving...”
“Ay that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking”

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When did I ask

The peak of retardation. The ultimate thing said, when you just want to be a complete cunt to everyone anywhere. Specifically used by 9 year olds, or people who sound 9. If you use this, do the world a favour, and never speak again.

"When?"
"What?"
"When did I ask"

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ask me if I care

used when you want someone to stop annoying you

- yesterday night's game was awesome
- ask me if I care

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Who asked radar

A special radar to find who gave a fuck about your “question”

1. I used google maps, a GPS and a Who asked radar and i still cannot find someone that gave a shit

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When did I ask?

The thing dickheads use to completely shut down a conversation they don’t really care about. Starts by saying ‘when’ then the person be confused, and you continue by saying ‘when did I ask?’. This will achieve hatred pure hatred from the person you say it to.

Lachie: oi Damo, I scored with your chick last night
Damo: when?
Lachie: what?
Damo: WHen dID I AsK?!

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