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It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
We all know that one kid that always where’s a hoodie everyday of the year no matter the weather we’ll keep and eye on the kid cause he’s probably got the glock in the sock
Daniel Barnes
He once said to me that The last Airbender movie is better than the show so clearly he needs to be on a watch list. Be on the lookout cause he’s definitely your neighborhood school assassin
vindicare assassins are one of the best temples of assassins in all of the 40k universe. They are known for being some of the best snipers in the entire universe. They have been known to hold their position for up to months. They are equipped with exitus rifles. In the hands of a vindicare assassin, they will never miss. They are normally used to take out chaos cult leaders.
Hey, I heard there was a vindicare assassin around here. yeah, I heard that vindicare assassins are great snipers.
Someone who leaves a 1-star online review, just to troll a company.
We fired Josh last month, and now he's leeaving negative reviews for each of our products. What a one-star assassin
A dude that has a babyface that gets the job done : even better than a regular assassin.
Yeah that dude AJ ; yeah the one who's also called HBKBTW , he's really a babyfaced assassin.
A satirical joke assassin is an annoying ass person who doesn't know the difference between a real thing and a joke. Because of this, they will usually comment below posts that are obviously satire and comment saying that it's not real.(It obviously wasn't it was a joke) Usually they they the sentence with "Um...Actually."
Person: Gta strippers will pop out of the game and give u h*ad irl
Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.
People don't rob somebody with automatic weapons for 100 dollars and under. There are bank robbers that go out of their way to keep people alive for millions of dollars. If someone is risking their life, freedom, and someone else's life for 100 dollars, the cash the clerk had on hand was never the prize. The payoff was either going to come later if the assassins didn't get caught, or they were taking a fall for somebody else by getting caught.
The assassination was made to look like a robbery, as many are. Robberies and accidents tend to be two things an assassin falls in love with as a go to explanation for why an unsuspecting target ended up dead.