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A total jerk- face, who is inconsiderate, entitled, and arrogant. Sometimes, but not always, completely aware of their actions, but simply doesn't care. Other times they are just oblivious and unknowingly narcissistic. Even more of a 'tool' than a tool. Most often a male, but a female can be a tool sometimes as well , though it is rare. (you will know these people when you see/hear them. They are easily described as a tool bench when that seems to be the only term, other than a swear, that comes to mind)
That guy is such a tool bench, He just pushed that little kid down in the sand and stole his volleyball to show off in front of some chick.
Enthusiastic church goer apt to seize on the floor, stand up in the pew, or speak in tongues.
Those evangelists are some serious bench jumpers.
When someone gets so drunk at the Edge of Town that they pass out in one of the booth benches!
"Yo Jolene can you order me a pizza I'm hella hungry?"
"Shit fool, you wont eat, you are so Edge benched right now!"
"mmmhmmm!"
When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.
Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
The bench you sit on while waiting for someone to ride a roller coaster.
Instead of riding the scary roller coaster, I went on the bench ride instead.
When a group of guys cum on any surface i.e. a table of bench, then rub their dicks in the pool of cum and receive a blowjob
"I heard Jenny gave a blowjob to Tom after he did a wet bench with his mates"
When you have two lines of cocaine on each of a girl’s ass cheeks, and you do one line, then get some on your tongue and then eat her ass so her asshole gets numb. Then, you finish the other line on the other ass cheek and by then her ass will be numb for anal.
“Yo bro, this girl is gonna let me do the double bench warmer on her. This is definitely an item crossed off the bucket list.”