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bacon weave

interlaced strands of thin sliced hog meat, salted and dried or smoked, and then fried, in a pattern to form a layered structure that is also edible.

Kevin was eating a bacon weave for lunch.. Chris was worried because bacon weaves can lead to cardiac arrest.

by C Wiggles January 30, 2009


bacon number

The number of film connections one has to Kevin Bacon. The lower the number, the closer one has worked to Bacon.

Hugh Grant worked with Nicholas Hoult in About A Boy; Nicholas Hoult worked with Kevin Bacon in X Men: First Class. Therefore, Hugh Grant has a Bacon number of 2.

by Shelbyninja June 6, 2011

33๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bacon butty

An amazing, yet simple sandwich, and perfect hangover cure. A bun, buttered perfectly on both sides, filled with mounds of hot crispy bacon.

"I had a bacon butty this morning and it made the world feel a little bit brighter"

by Olivia E November 5, 2006

69๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bacon Jealousy

The intense resentment one feels when they smell or see bacon that is not their own.

Usually results in the envious subject cooking there own bacon.

Jack: Do you smell that?
Mark: Yeah, I've got me some bacon jealousy.
Jack: Same.

by the shiny elf November 12, 2011

18๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Bacon Way

Finding new ways to hammer nails into ones dick.

This dude just keeps on marching enough though he's got no idea where he's going or is even aware to the fact that he is falling apart. He truly embraces the bacon way.

by J-Hawt March 30, 2020


bacon salt

to overstate the value of an object by the use of multiple false testimonials, which are often made by a person affiliated with the object itself

the previews for Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull got us real excited for the movie, but George Lucas really bacon salted us

by reetle July 31, 2008


The Bacon Hammock

The act of sex when a female is dangling from the ceiling via four or five ropes ((two for her arms and two for her legs and one extra for her midsection)) and is spread eagle in an X formation.

Loren: How's your relationship going? You still bored?

Arian: Tsh, Naw, man. I was with her last night and she was my Bacon Hammock for the night, brah.

Loren: You did The Bacon Hammock?? Awesome! I've always wanted to try that.

Arian: You should, dude, it's totally relaxing because I can just stand and sway her around while she dangles.

by infernlmagician October 16, 2009