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A machine commonly found in restrooms which (according to its pictographs) is a dispenser of delicious cooked pork product. Unfortunately, a working model has never been encountered, as when the button is pressed, the machine only emits hot air out of what should be the bacon spout.
"I wish somebody would fix this bacon dispenser because I sure am hungry!"
The number of film connections one has to Kevin Bacon. The lower the number, the closer one has worked to Bacon.
Hugh Grant worked with Nicholas Hoult in About A Boy; Nicholas Hoult worked with Kevin Bacon in X Men: First Class. Therefore, Hugh Grant has a Bacon number of 2.
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An amazing, yet simple sandwich, and perfect hangover cure. A bun, buttered perfectly on both sides, filled with mounds of hot crispy bacon.
"I had a bacon butty this morning and it made the world feel a little bit brighter"
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The intense resentment one feels when they smell or see bacon that is not their own.
Usually results in the envious subject cooking there own bacon.
Jack: Do you smell that?
Mark: Yeah, I've got me some bacon jealousy.
Jack: Same.
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True bacon but from a cow or a bull. It has less saturated fats than pig bacon. Tastes, smells, cooks and looks very similar to a slice of pig bacon but has more scientifically proven health benefits.
Example 1:
Sat: "can't wait for my breakfast"
Matt: "what you having you posh twat!"
Sat: "8 slices of beef bacon fried on their on fats, fried beef tomato in cold pressed extra virgin olive oil, hash browns made from Golden yukon potatoes and fried in goose fat, 2 poched organic Chestnut Maran eggs with a touch of Himalaya red salt, 2 waffles with a touch of raw apple cider vinegar, and 4 slices of stone baked yeast-free Irish Wheatus bread spreaded with "Hook n Sons" raw organic butter."
Matt: "ooookay....."
The act of sex when a female is dangling from the ceiling via four or five ropes ((two for her arms and two for her legs and one extra for her midsection)) and is spread eagle in an X formation.
Loren: How's your relationship going? You still bored?
Arian: Tsh, Naw, man. I was with her last night and she was my Bacon Hammock for the night, brah.
Loren: You did The Bacon Hammock?? Awesome! I've always wanted to try that.
Arian: You should, dude, it's totally relaxing because I can just stand and sway her around while she dangles.
to overstate the value of an object by the use of multiple false testimonials, which are often made by a person affiliated with the object itself
the previews for Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull got us real excited for the movie, but George Lucas really bacon salted us