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a Bagel cake is easy to make all you need is flour, sugar, a bagel, an oven and your tiny brain.
first step is dump the flour on the flour and cry at it all day and scrub it all over your face, ask your mom to make a cake then when she doest suspect put all your ingredents and the cake and drop it in a bowl and stir gentaly then take it out and there you go Bagel cake.
a Bagel cake is easy to make all you need is flour, sugar, a bagel, an oven and your tiny brain.
When a guy smears his smegma on a guy or chicks asshole and then fucks them while wearing a cock ring to symbolize cream cheese between two bagel buns
I tried to eat his ass out after doing performing a bagel bouncer but it just stunk so bad!
When a male is reproducing with a woman and his sperm goes inside the woman's butt or vagina and then she cramps up
"Yo i was having sex with my girl last night and then her bagel froze!"
A state in which you are stuck questioning the truth of your own or others opinions, in which you further question layer after layer of what formed the opinion forever caught within the Bagel as you can never truly find where it came from.
Person A: Hey, what 's up with KDog? He has been sitting in that corner staring at the wall for hours now.
Person B:Yeah, he's caught in a dialectic Bagel after finishing the complete works of Hegel.
Person A: Ahhh, poor guy.
A donut
Yeah, let me get a chocolate frosted sugar bagel with some whippy waps.
Butthole - generally used as a way to get past censors.
He wanted to eat her forbidden bagel.
A tasty snack that belongs together.
Friend: I’m hungry
Me: Well have a bagel with jam
Friend: But that sounds gross...
Me: Try it.
Friend: ...Woah