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A tasty snack that belongs together.
Friend: I’m hungry
Me: Well have a bagel with jam
Friend: But that sounds gross...
Me: Try it.
Friend: ...Woah
Used to define a grim bird, she's that horrid to look at you can only imagine how bad her fanny is.
"Mate she's fuckin' angin she must have a right spicy bagel"
a Bagel cake is easy to make all you need is flour, sugar, a bagel, an oven and your tiny brain.
first step is dump the flour on the flour and cry at it all day and scrub it all over your face, ask your mom to make a cake then when she doest suspect put all your ingredents and the cake and drop it in a bowl and stir gentaly then take it out and there you go Bagel cake.
a Bagel cake is easy to make all you need is flour, sugar, a bagel, an oven and your tiny brain.
When a guy smears his smegma on a guy or chicks asshole and then fucks them while wearing a cock ring to symbolize cream cheese between two bagel buns
I tried to eat his ass out after doing performing a bagel bouncer but it just stunk so bad!
A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.
Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."
When a male is reproducing with a woman and his sperm goes inside the woman's butt or vagina and then she cramps up
"Yo i was having sex with my girl last night and then her bagel froze!"
term of endearment for a goofball or someone who does something silly
Why did you put your keys in the refrigerator, you schmo bagel?