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A beautiful piece of vagina that allows you to lick, suck, flick and eat without having to floss in the process, much easier to deal with and much tastier, so much nicer than hair pie
I sure like to eat and lick bald pie
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The act of a bald, middle-aged man convincing two gullible girls to make out in public and then posting the pictures of the fake lesbianism online for all to enjoy.
Person 1: "Paris and Lindsay were making out at the club last night!"
Person 2: "I know, Chris put the pictures online! I can't believe they let themselves get bald-pimped again!"
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The sex act in which the man shaves his partners head bald, and paints a target on the shaven region. He then has sex with the girl, and when he is about to bust, he pulls out, and the girl moves (at least) 15 feet from him. He then attempts to shoot his jizz on target. The closer to the bull's eye he gets, the more the guy can boast.
Yea, it was crazy, we did a Bald Eagle, and i got right on target.
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the male equivalent of a cougar; an older man who seeks out young women
Jon is a bald eagle, always chasing after eagle scouts.
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If a girlfriend cheats or wrongs a man in some extraordinary way, a bald eagle may be required as revenge. Deception is key here. The man has to manage to find his way into some make-up sex and get into the doggie style position. Just prior to ejaculation, the man grabs a hidden razor and shaves a nice patch or two of hair off of the girls head. When she turns around, cum in her face and say "I think we should see other people". Then get the hell outta there!
Did you hear how James left his wife? He bald eagled the bitch! Thats a cold motherfucker!
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