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Sick Baller

Completely and utterly unmatched in uniquesness, cooless, and fabulousness. It's like "baller" but more extreme. Usually used in instances of extreme excitement and enthusiasm.

"You hitchhiked to California, rode a donkey to the ocean, surfed a tidal wave all the way to Hawaii, met Obama’s second cousin and beat Scott Hamilton in the first annual Lite Rock on Ice competition, ALL IN ONE DAY?! That’s Sick Baller!"

"We have the most sick baller fort in our living room - you have to come see it."

"James' APA project is totally sick baller."

by Ashrita B. Tindallhaas April 30, 2009

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


baller shock

To go from a "ballin' blinger rollin' phatties" to a "Mcdees bitch grillin' patties"

When you have been ballin' and makin mad fast money slangin' dope. Then yo' connect goes dry or ______ and you use up all yo' money and sell all your drugs and go broke.

You are then experiencing "baller shock"

by Handy Andy566 November 10, 2007

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Socket Baller

A Socket Baller is a guy who lets another guy sit on his face such that the sitter's balls cover the other guy's eyes.

There are two variations on this theme. You could be a North Pointing Socket Baller or a South Pointing Socket Baller. Sphincter on nose, for a north pointer. "Foreskin on mouth, must be pointing South."

by Arnold Ziffel March 29, 2007

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Free Ballers

Commonly known as FBCGFTA (Free Balling Creek Gang Fuck Them All), they have succeeded in making the first ever softball team/rap group, and soon be dance group. The Free Ballers are currently based in Wentzville, MO.

Ryan: Yo Jacob, you here about the Free Ballers?

Jacob: Yes, they tearing it up for days! It's all they do! #swaswagg

by CreekLife August 24, 2011

12πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


the baller things

a list comprised of all the baller things in the world, like knives, insane people, savages, having cars on campus, deer heads, beer, and slapping old people.

he used a needle to kill him? add it to the baller things.

by Mikey Pots n' Pans September 24, 2007

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Lotto-ballers

1.) Someone who has luck with lottery earnings.
2.) You may refer to yourself as one after three consecutive wins on a dollar stratch off ticket.

Schmizz and Joey Burgs have won $10 today alone! Damn those boys sure are Lotto-ballers!

by Wack Schizzlemah January 14, 2005

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


broke baller

A "hustler" that don't know how to stay in the game- usually carries the only $500 to their name with them at all times to look ballerific. A "hustler" that does more shit talkin on the block than hustlin- has no car, but ALL the latest gear (sometimes not even that), and talks about the "game" constantly.

That nigga been hustlin since 2000, and he still can't afford a car, or a place.

by Redstallyun August 17, 2005

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž