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Banter Patrol

A group or individuals who have the best banter ever. Their job is normally to prevent shit banter and praise good banter.

Shit man the banter patrol is here!

by mexican May 25, 2015


constructive banter

Construstructive banter: creating awkward/funny/evil situations for the your own amusment purposes. E.g: let's put these socks on my dog and laugh at him .. Person 2: you can't do that, its cruelty! Person 1: no,its just constructive banter.. Hence forth defining the phrase constructive banter ©GreenBandannaDictionary

Constructive banter was a phrase that originated from Jroad massive in the late months of 2013. Its a way to justify the cruelty towards friends/victims in your own mind. Eg: it may have made him cry,but now he knows his breathe smells like cheese

by tagwan November 12, 2013


Bingo Banter

to play online bingo without buying any cards. you are just there to enjoy the online chat room. see how long you can last before be kicked out by challenging yourself for how many innuendos you can slip n - especially when someones asking for 69 to come up, be generally inappropriate towards other members. Keeping CAPS lock on for the entirety is recommened for optimum results

Guy 1: "I didn't know you played bingo, you won anything yet dude??''

Guy 2:"dont be rediculous, I'm just here for the Bingo Banter"

Guy 1:"Lad"

by Online_Lad January 26, 2011


Emergency banter

Posting a definition of "emergency banter" especially when all your banter is emergency.

Jim: *witty slander*
Rob: You can talk, 'big nose'.
Jim: Emergency banter there, Rob.
Rob: Posts definition of "Emergency banter" from Urban Dictionary.

by Terry Fishpaste January 28, 2022


Banter roundabout

When the banter repeats itself and just goes round in circles. Can be hilarious for particularly good banter or exhausting when the banter is produced by an inexperienced practitioner.

I wouldn't chat to them, absolute banter roundabout

by Banterroundabout May 14, 2021


Banter Hours

The most brutal, vicious, hardcore, never ending roast session to ever occur in history, All who are hit with it can suffer sever trauma. Some can say it would be considered as "Verbal Rape" due to the events that took place afterwards. As of every 6pm EST to 7pm EST all jokes are valid no matter how dark they are. The caliber of jokes that were said as of October 2nd, 2018 were astonishing, and irreparable damage has been done to the subject, Codename Z.A.K.K.U

This session of Banter Hours was one we could never forget stan.

by IssaMysteryy November 18, 2018


stoop banter

To have a conversation while amongst friends while upon one of saids friends front porch

John and I will be going later to Greg's house and probably have some stoop banter

by xstoopxkidx August 6, 2008