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Huge cock, makes women come 10 times over, stomps on other fags.
Cum tastes of marshmallows.
I got Jonathan Barnes'd last night.
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Barn Doors is a reference to someone’s butt cheeks. It deprived from “back door” which is slang for anus.
“Did you see Jeffrey’s barn doors! “
“He has the barn doors of a dancer”’
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The Place You Go To Publish A Story That You Made That You Made That Seems Unstably Crazed.
Son: MOM! I'M GOING TO BARNES AND UNSTABLE!
Mom: Oh God. What Did He Publish This Time...
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A mix of spices added to a partner's rear end or vagina before mucking barn. To make fresh at home combine:
2 tablespoons paprika
2 tablespoons crushed black pepper
2 tablespoons kosher salt
1 tablespoon granulated garlic
1 tablespoon granulated onion
1 tablespoon crushed coriander
1 tablespoon dill
1 tablespoon crushed red pepper flakes
Using Montreal Steak Spice is an acceptable substitute.
Barn spicing can sometime be dangerous for oneself, and it is best to avoid rubbing the spice in your eyes or inhaling through the nostrils. If this occurs, sack up and snort some more, the burn is good for you.
Also: Barn spicing
Man, she said she wasn't into it, but as soon as I busted out the barn spice she changed her tune.
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She is a beautiful person, and is always with her friends, and is valued. She is determined to do anything and everything. She is a teachers pet and gets straight A's. An Autumn is an amazing person.
Autumn is a beautiful amazing person.
Autumn is really smart.
I go to her for anything.
Autumn Barnes is always with her friends, and she is determined.
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