Someone who is able to do something unnoticed.
Teacher yells at students for spray painting on the lockers. When the teacher turns his/her back one student hops out the window (first floor). The teacher turns back to give the remaining students cleaning supplies.
Student: Oh that sneaky bastard.
John: Hey Rich I stole your Ipod at the beginning of lunch
Rich: You sneaky bastard.
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A pint of the australian beer VB mixed with half a shot of red wine (preferably Australian (preferably goon)) to make the brew more drinkable.
Mate 1: "You bought a slab of VB instead of Little Creatures??"
Mate 2: "Chill bro, I brought some cabernet too to make Victoria Bastards"
Mate 1: "Sweet"
A person who is terribly mean, rude, offensive, unfriendly, etc.
Someone that you strongly dislike.
Someone who is unmannerly and not very kind.
He cheated on me so many times, fucking pricks bastard.
He said I was fat - Well hes a pricks bastard
Ya fuckin pricks bastard!
We all know someone who is a bastard, but when they act or look really, really stupid, then they are a spooky bastard
The guy who took my food order got it all wrong, what a spooky bastard
when a person takes being a bastard to such an extreme that he/she treats it like their career
Steve: "Hey man, is Rory coming out tonight?"
Tom: "Nah, he's too busy being a professional bastard"
Steve: "What?"
Tom: "Yeah, he sits at home, rings people and unnecessarily abuses them"
A Bastard Box is quite simply any roadside speed camera.
A typical bastard box would be a GATSO speed camera.
When some one is such a bastard you have to repeat yourself. Also a good thing to yell out when frustrated.
Me: They forget to give us ketchup
Her: Bastardly Bastards! I need ketchup