steve der vmann

steve ist ein vmann weil er nicht in fackellicht on kommt während es ausgemacht war

- *20 Uhr so und Lust zum daddeln*
-fackellichten?
-yos
- * steve bis 23 uhr am "arbeiten"* whoops
- steve der vmann ist nicht da
- ööööööööööh

Der Gabsen

OMG! Dont confuse him with Eminem! His rap Skills are fantastic! His First Name Is Gabriel like the Angel.

Der Gabsen was blown up by a creeper.

Nollo der Höhlenmensch

Nollo der Höhlenmenschen belongs to a rare species. They get every pussy they want. When you see him you have to be calm and not make any quick movements. And the most important thing is to hide your girlfriend.

He's very handsome and bitches love that. They also love his hair.

Who steals your Girl? Ist's Nollo der Höhlenmenschen!

U SEE IT DER?

Usually comes from Hero Fiennes Tiffin's mouth but, don't worry about it sweetheart :)
You can only say it if you use a british accent

Me:

Hero Fiennes Tiffin: U SEE IT DER?

Derful

Describing someone who is not quite wonderful but close.

That girl over there is derful.

ich hab die zechen in der wixxe

wenn einem spontan das bier ausgeht

Jo, sauf ma noch eins? eine runde bierpong?
Shit, ich hab die zechen in der wixxe!

van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.

Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other