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The simplest squat toilet is simply a hole in the ground or floor. Some squat toilets are more elaborate, but they all require the user to squat over a hole and to defecate into the hole.
Squatting is the normal position for defecation, because the lower part of the colon is well positioned for easy bowel motions. In contrast, western-style toilets may be more convenient than squat toilets, but they don't position the user as well for defecation.
Some doctors recommend that people who are constipated should put their feet on a pile of books or a small stool when using the toilet, as this forces the body into a type of squatting position.
When Sally went camping in the bush, she made a squat toilet by digging a hole in the ground. She squatted over the hole and defecated into it.
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The shittiest people, whom are fucking dumb and stupid, are black or jew, are gay or lesbian, a feminist, are junks, are ugly and simps,...
'Look at those faggots, fucking toilet niggers that they are!'
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Things to do when in a public restrooom.
1.Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Yuck, this water's cold."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh Fooey! My glass eye!"
6. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
Cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it
Erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! easy boy!"
11. Say, "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers."
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me."
14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.
15. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
16. Say, "Daren’t, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I going to do?"
17. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
18. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing
"Born Free".
(WARNING: Use these Toilet Jokes at own risk.)
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1. A soft paper-like product that you use to clean your anus after you poop.
2. A product that flys nicely over nieghbors trees.
I just wiped my ass with some toilet paper.
Damn, That was a good throw, man I think the toilet paper hit every branch on the way down that tree!
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The worst piece of shit in meme universe
"skidibi toilet is funny!!!"
"kys"
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This skibidi toilet shit is a fucking cartoon with a head sticking out of a toilet bowl or something I dont fucking know, the only people who actually find it funny are crusty ass 4 year olds on youtube shorts. Im not ready for the rise of gen alpha god fucking damn it
Toddler 1: sticking out your gyat for the rizzlerrr 💯🔥🔥
Toddler 2: youre so skibidi 😍😘
Toddler 3: I looove skibidi toilet guyz❤️ 🔥
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