8'' beam

What we badboys ride on.

"Where are your front wheels, man??"
"Got 'em tucked with my new 8'' beam...!"

beam up

To get your friends together to do something

I’ll beam up with Mark and Anna today

beam someone

To give someone money back

Dave will beam someone (you) 20$ I owe you

beam clash

When one man ejaculates into another man’s piss stream to assert dominance

You lost that beam clash because you got a small dick eric

Beam me up.

When you experience something, that makes you want to leave this planet.

Friend: Kinsey just got here, and she wants to talk with you. I think she saw you with Aubrey.
You: Beam me up.

Light The Beam

The winning chant of the Sacramento Kings. After every win, the Kings light a purple beam that shoots into the sky, first introduced in 2022.

*Kings beat the Warriors in 2024 NBA Play In*
Fans: LIGHT THE BEAM!

monkey squad beam

get beamed my monkey squad monkey squad on top get beamed by monkey squad faggot static is a big voovy sbwag

get monkey squad beam because you're retarded!!!!