bean

A person of liberal politics and crusty, pseudo-alternative clothing. Common in London. Frequents Glastonbury, WOMAD and similar festivals. Would like to be a new-age traveller, but prefers the security of a well-paid job with pension. Passionate reader of 'The Guardian'. Professes to have 'leftie' politics, but is actually fascistic and very intolerant, especially as regards to victims of crime, bullying and abuse, blaming the victim rather than the offender. Origin: Billy Baked Bean, a well-known narcoleptic and dipsomaniac in London, who shouts from the rooftops about the Battle of the Beanfield being the defining moment in class struggle in the twentieth century.

'Did you see all those beans in the Albert last night, quaffing their pints and talking about Tibet?'

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beans

1. A pill of OxyContin. Can be smoked, eaten, injected, or snorted.

2. A hit of Ecstasy.

1. Me and my homie smoked so many beans last night we were nodding out.

2. I popped two beans at the rave last night.

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Beans

Five dollar gold pieces. (Five dollar pieces were about the size of small butterbeans or Lima beans.)

'E's got a pocket full o' beans.

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Beaned

When you start a video chat session expecting to see a partially (or fully) nude female, but you're greeted by a close up of some dude's scrotum instead.

I met this girl on AOL who said she would flash me. When the video chat started, I saw the hairiest balls ever! I can't believe I got beaned!

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bean

A lesbian, originally a contraction of lez-bean.

If that sweathog is not of the bean persuasion, there ain't no cows in Texas.

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bean

a blunt

who walk mean, stand up on your block and burn a bean
sir ballentine, lookin at this bitch while behind
the thing that's fucking up a girl is that swine
then turn around take my last pull off the L
these niggas on the block keep looking at me well

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Bean

The magic elixur that you can purchase at Starbucks.

I need to get me some morning Bean

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