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A relatively hairy man who has flawless rizz and is over a rizz demigod. Rizzly bears usually reside in camp grounds where they will rizz up unsuspecting campers. When you are rizzed up by a rizzly bear it is referred to as being mauled.
Camper 1: “look it’s a rizzly bear!”
Camper 2: “oh yes it is, prepare to be mauled!”
Rizzly bear: “extremely rizztastic noises”
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Mechanics reference to the physical part of the male genitalia. Specifically the joint where the shaft tilts at different angles from the body. Often used in jokes and shop talk.
Hey Ken, heard you licked Danny’s wiener bearing under his desk while he was on the phone so you could get that new toolbox.
A bear living in the northern parts of America. They are especially common in the Canadian Wilderness. They are made of 100% mechanical pencil grip gel.
Dang, another grummy bear ate my pencil. I just hate it when that happens.
The slightly homosexual nic-name JD gave Turk on Scrubs.
Dont worry chocolate bear, your body is tight
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A gummy bear is the most amazing person on earth, they're sweet caring and funny. They also give great hugs and are really comfortable to sleep on.
You're a gummy bear
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A combination of two other rhetorical phrases:
Is the Pope Catholic?
And
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Second combination would be:
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Designed to confuse people who ask stupid questions.
Jonny: "Are we going to eat dinner at 6 tonight?"
Billy: "Is the Pope a bear?"
Jonny: "What?!"
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1. When a woman grabs an unwilling man's hand and forces her thighs shut upon it. Usually followed by the reluctant male being subjected to watching the woman perform a sexual act on herself.
"I told that drunk girl I was married man, but she grabbed my hand and bear trapped it between her thighs. She wouldn't let go until after she rubbed one out"
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