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A friend you get to have sex with, a sexual friend, bootiecall
I'll be your new BF, I make an awesome bed friend<3
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The step up from "STFU" because "STFU" just causes you to lose the right to talk where as "Go to Bed" takes away your right of consciousness for that day. Being told this is considered extremely offensive, and it is abbreviated to "GTB" for easier use on forums and other things involving the internet.
Eaxample 1:
Person 1: I could 0wn you with my level 45 paladin n00b!
Person not 1: Go to Bed Neine Fro!
Example 2:
Person A: You are a jerk...
Person B: GTB
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Similar to Web Browsing, but done from the comfort of your bed.
What you up to?
'Just doing a spot of bed browsing'
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Bed Jumping is when more often then men, a woman divorces there husband and under the next two hours are in another person's bed's knocking boots(sex) and then the cycle is repeated as long as possible. The person bed Jumping is also referred to as a Bed jumper(Slut)/(prostitute). Along with Bed Jumping the word Bed stalling describes a Bed jumper who only stay's with that partner because they comfort her with loads of money.
Bed Jumping :
Guy 1: You heard about sussie?
Guy 2: Na what's she done now?
Guy 1: She Divorced Jimmy and in the next hour she and Johnny wear performing magic together in his house.
Guy 2: That girl's bed Jumping like she's in DFS!
Bed Stalling :
Guy 1: I heard sussie is sticking with this new guy Kyle
Guy 2: Have you seen his mission and how many car's he has?
Guy 1: That's why she is bed stalling then...
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An exclamation used as a reaction to hearing some information about incredibly sketch behaviour. Derived from the common Bristolian saying "shit the bed".
Jon : "Did you hear about how he bootystepped 10 different people in 2 weeks?"
Chris : "What the fuck? Sketch the bed!"
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The strip of pubic that grows from the belly button to the genitals. When grown out fully it is said that one can have sex for the first time.
I'm 13 and already got my bed license now I can finally have sex with my girlfriend.
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What someone's says when there laying in bed playing on there phone so they don't have to talk
"Last night he said he was going to bed but he liked some bitches pic on instagram"
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