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Someone who was a rock star or something similar in the 80s but is no longer in style.
People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me.
An informal inquiry of what music you've been listening to lately
I've got a gig tomorrow night and I have to find some new tunes, Where your ears been sittin at?
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A phrase, originally borrowed from Hebrew, used as a cynical reply to one who believes something should have been different.
One: He should have been here by now!
Two: Should have been is a name of a fish...
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You've never been to Heaven, have you?
Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on 'cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie
Ooh, baby, we can go fast
I'll drive and you just lay back
I got the flavor that lasts, yeah, the sweetest pie
I might take you home with this
I might give you all of it
Come get your dose of the sweetest pie
Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on 'cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie
Baby, I'm the sweetest
Pussy is the meanest
Hot girl shit, but I'm cold every season
Know he got that pipe, let him bust it till it's leakin'
Booty like a pillow, he can use it while he sleepin'
Look, don't be goin' through my phone 'cause that's the old me
Ain't the only one tryna be my one and only
Real big, movin' slow, that body like codeine
He a player, but for Megan he cuttin' the whole team
That body lookin' nice
I got cake and I know he want a slice
I wish a nigga would try to put me on ice
I ain't ever had to chase dick in my life
I want that nasty, that freaky stuff
Slid up under my bed and keep me up
That Hansel and Gretel, let him eat me up
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Totally didnβt copy and paste that from AZ lyrics ;)
Have you ever been to heaven tho thatβs the question
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Used when you need to inform someone that they have been watched for quite a while
Person 1: Hey you
Person 2: Oi what do you want?
Person 1: I've been watching you for quite a while now ok
This ikonic line in whereas JunG YOoNoH or Jung Jaehyun (the cheese fucker) says ive been fucking with the cheese thats the queso.
Fan1: iVe BeeN FUcKinG wIth the ChEeSe thaTS The qUeSo
Fan2: QuEso
Fan3: dIaMoNds DrIpPiNg bEtTer bIrNg YoUr rAinCoAt
Fan4: SplaSh
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literally the best line in twilight: new moon.
bella! where the hell have you been loca?!?!???
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