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A bar crawl style group drinking adventure in which the group dresses in native american garments (buckskin, feathers and war paint) and a group "leader" dresses as Andrew Jackson in a military uniform. The leader is charged with picking the route and stops along the crawl and forcing the group to leave at random before they have finished their fire water at each watering hole. The bars along the route have to gradually decline in quality of the service and classiness of their patrons. Participants who black/pass out along the way are stripped of their belongings by the rest of the group and left behind. If any natives find a way to trade for and/or steal enough clothing along the trail to become "civilized," they are allowed to help Jackson lead the crawl and can take drinks at random from the natives.
Steve got left behind on our trail of beers last night, they found him half naked in the urinal trough at the Shadium Inn covered in piss and war paint.
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An invisible protective aura that prevents one from feeling any pain whilst shitfaced.
Drink a case then walk into a lamppost to find out for yourself.
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the phenomenon where an otherwise timid individual has consumed enough beer that he begins shit-talking to anything he comes in contact with and has the illusion that he could defend himself when someone tries to kick his ass because of that shit-talking (i.e. - the drunk grows a set of balls - beer balls); this person's tendency to shit-talk decreases with his blood-alcohol level.
"I could not believe the shit that fool was talking. I'm glad I kicked his ass."
"He was drunk. I guess he had a set of beer balls."
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A beer served at a bar served to friends by friends (bartenders cannot legally serve the Whiskey Beer). The Whiskey Beer is a mixture the remaining beer of strangers who have abandoned their beers. A minimum of 3 abandoned beers must be mixed to be considered a true Whiskey Beer.
DanO saw three beers left at the other table, and combined them together to mix a Whiskey Beer for Corey.
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An imaginary entity that can be blamed for any number of random injuries sustained from a night of drinking, for which one can't remember the actual cause.
I have cuts all over my fingers and there's a bottle cap stuck in my knee. Damn beer goblin got me again.
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Beers left over from a nites drinking that are drank in the morning after
"Hey Karl.. any morning beers left?"
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a beer that is set aside as a reward after triumphing over a long day's work.
After a tough day of classes, a closing shift, and homework, that victory beer hit the spot!
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