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Drinking nine beers after a 12 hour day ready to blow zero's on the breathalyzer in the morning. Common term in Australian fly in fly out slang.
"how many beers you had tonight mate?"
- "nine before nine, she'll be fine brother"
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Shhhh!
We are private detectives onward back from a musical pilgrimage
We work under the name of the Fall
Who would suspect this? It is too obvious
Our office is secluded
Those there to suspect would not see the wood for the trees
We were six like dice but we're back to five
Up here in the North there's no wage packet jobs for us, thank Christ
While young married couples
Discuss the poverties of their self-built traps
And the junior clergy demand more cash
We spit in their plate and wait for the ice to melt
I must create a new regime
Or live by another man's
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
I must create a new scheme
Get out of others' hands
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
I could use some pure criminals
And get my hands on some royalties
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
A problem of this new scheme
Is answering obscene phone calls
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Gotta stop drifting around
Kill this ugly duckling
We've got the power
And must not misuse it 'cause life is short and full of thought
I use the power
I use the power
And I will forever
End this reign of terror
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before the tide subsides
Before the moon falls for the fifth time, before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before The Fall swoons
Before The Fall swoons
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A person who keeps telling you how much they want something, but when push comes to shove they complain about it, just so they don't have to put their money where their mouth is.
"You seem to know about all the shit the job is gonna throw at you, but you haven't even stepped foot in the place. Stop whining before dining, you no good whinger!"
"You said you wanted to be adventurous and now you don't want to get your nails dirty!? No whining before dining and move your 'adventurous' ass!"
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gay movie. the movie mecca for stupid goth kids who wear nothing but jack skellington shirts.
hey wanna go watch the nightmare before christmas?
no that movie blows, lets watch the godfather or resviour dogs
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synonym to bros before hoes, putting your friends before your gf
Bob: "Hey Jack! You coming to the party tomorrow?"
Jack: "Sorry, my gf is making me go shopping with her."
Bob: "Dude! We planned this weeks ago. Whatever happened to dicks before chicks? "
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The best fucking movie EVER. Based off a poem by God himself, Tim Burton. Ruined by the Nightmare Revisited CD and all the crappy wanna-be emo-goths who have never seen the movie and only like it because it's "dark."
To those of us who have been watching our entire lives (when it was still on VHS) and love it for it's amazing singing, animation and everything else, THANK YOU.
(I admit, I own NBC merchandise)
Wanna-be: OMG I've NEVER seen NBC but I luhz it ne way!!!11one!!!
Me: Shut up before I beat you over the head with my Nightmare Before Christmas VHS.
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a motto used by guys who are to insecure to talk to a girl and/or cant keep a stable relationship with a girl, when one of their friends gets into a serious relationship with a girl he is really in love with, and she loves him back. especially happens when the couple spends a lot of time together, and the guy's friends start getting jealous that their friend is spending what they feel is to much time with his love, and not enough time with them
guy 1: yo, we be going partying tonite brother.
guy 2:dude, i told you, i got a date tonight with michelle, i told you earlier today, im taking her to the movies.
guy 1:naw nigga, what about bros before hoes, its brotherhood.
guy 2:i told you several (raises voice a notch)times now that im busy, ill be out tommorow night.
guy 1: but bros b.....
(guy 1 hangs up)
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