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An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.
When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
When you take a bag of frito's and cut it open long ways. Add chilli on top with shredded cheese. Eat with fork right out of the bag.
Jake looked at me and said "that chilli would make a good Frito boat".
giving a blowjob while in a boat.
Preferably when the boat is moving.
"Jack totally gave Lisa Rainbows boat dome on the way out to sea."
When a person has a baby mama and a side hoe at the same time
Look at Michael double boating over there
When your phone vibrates on a hard surface, and sounds like a tiny boats horn over skype or a similar service.
*Phone Vibrates*
Person 1 : "What the fuck was that?"
Person 2 : "Tiny Boat."
A late night snack consisting of a scoop shaped corn chip filled with salted peanuts and topped with a drizzle of nacho cheese.
Oh dude, the best way to get over a harsh toke is to grind on some stoner boats.
Tiger in a Boat
Noun
1. a substitute for "The Life of Pi" book or movie.
2. "Bullshit," a lie, or an exaggeration
Adjective
1. an embellishment of a story
Verb
2. to dismiss, to disregard
Acronym: TiaB
Note: I have not seen, nor read, Life a Pi.
Noun
1. "Do you wanna go see Tiger in a Boat? It's good, I swear. It won all of the gold globes."
2. "What a bunch of Tiger in a Boat!" "What a crock pot of Tiger in a Boat!"
Adjective
1."There is no god if you continue telling me this boring story. Give me the Tiger in a Boat version."
Verb
1. "You can't Tiger in a Boat me like that. We're besties, and it's the honest truth."