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To the point of being so stoned, you don't think there is a point much higher you can get. Feeling stoney-bologna as lit as Post Malone is.
Man them dabs made me Stoney Bologna Post Maloney
The act of vomiting in a glass and stirring it with a straw after eating a can of spam and drinking a bottle of pepto bismol.
Anyone want a bologna smoothie?
When you put two pieces of bologna between the couch cushions and fuck it.
Hey bro what you end up doing last night?
Just another bologna night stand.
A bologna sandwich is a boring, bland, distasteful person or thing who lacks any personality, skills, or general “fun-ness.”
Dude I started talking to this girl, but she’s kind of a bologna sandwich.
“Hey do you know Steve?” “Yeah, that guy is a bologna sandwich.”
v. To get extremely off topic during a conversation
Friend 1: "Dude, I think we Bologna Sandwiched pretty hard right then."
Friend 2: "What makes you say that?"
Friend 1: "Well, when we're talking about naked tribal women and we don't know what the hell we're supposed to be talking about in the first place, I get a sneaking suspicion."
A Puerto Rican hermaphrodite standing in between two caucassian males.
Juan is the middle of a sexy bologna sandwich.
A person who can get erect but can't produce the juice
Devin had a big dick and all...but I didn't get a facial. It's like bologna without the mayo