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Stony Bologna

To be clumsy or foolish while under the influence of marijuana.

Dude, you almost dropped the blunt stony bologna.

by Fateater555 March 09, 2020


Stony Bologna

To be clumsy or foolish under the influence of marijuana

Dude, you almost dropped the blunt stony bologna.

by Fateater555 March 09, 2020


Bologna Lips

A fine class of vaginal clasps that appear to be a yummy bologna sandwich.
A specimen with a very fleshy appearance.

Someone who may like subway dumpster dives would find this specimen exquisite.

Mother always told me girls like a sandwich enthusiast.

"Yo bro don't make fun of Bridget, its not her fault she was born with Bologna Lips"
"Mommy owo queen please show me your bologna lips" :-D

by Searchin4Sus October 06, 2023


Bologna Sandwich

v. To get extremely off topic during a conversation

Friend 1: "Dude, I think we Bologna Sandwiched pretty hard right then."
Friend 2: "What makes you say that?"
Friend 1: "Well, when we're talking about naked tribal women and we don't know what the hell we're supposed to be talking about in the first place, I get a sneaking suspicion."

by carsausage October 05, 2015


Bologna Sandwich

A Puerto Rican hermaphrodite standing in between two caucassian males.

Juan is the middle of a sexy bologna sandwich.

by kungfumelissa July 15, 2018


Bologna Sandwich

A bologna sandwich is a boring, bland, distasteful person or thing who lacks any personality, skills, or general “fun-ness.”

Dude I started talking to this girl, but she’s kind of a bologna sandwich.

“Hey do you know Steve?” “Yeah, that guy is a bologna sandwich.”

by Michelle_Obama June 24, 2018


bologna wedding

1)When you are so broke, you can only afford to serve bologna sandwiches and punch at your wedding reception.
2)When you are so broke, your guests have to bring their own food and drinks to your wedding reception.
3)When you attend a wedding and don't bring a gift, or a gift of lesser value than the meal that you ate.

We are in love and desire to marry right away, however, it will have to be a bologna wedding, as neither of our families can pay for it.

by mouse wheel April 23, 2020